Wednesday 28 February 2007

Stalking



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To explain the pic just in case of any misunderstanding - the pic is referring to the song leaning by the lampost by George Formby which in its day was purely innocent but today could be seen by some as stalking - after all why is is standing by a lamp post everyday to see if a certain lady walks by - is that an ok thing to do ?- open for debate - what do you think?
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I have some news for the theatre of cruelty Johnny Depp is moving to the UK - I think there will be quite a few female admirers hanging around the quantocks hoping to catch a glimpse or more!
Like mr alfredo's comment I couldn't help but notice your sex with a lecturer blog as i'm sure most of the staff will too ! - think you will be inundated with offers and don't be surprised if you get an A16 ! - you must see a film called me without you - think you'll like it !

Tuesday 27 February 2007

Stealing










Have already talked about white collar crime , stealing generally is thought about as something that poor people do . Its quite often it is drug related . There are no two ways about it- it is wrong . In writing for children we've been adapting The hoarde of the gibbelins - it has a very voilent end and a strong message that stealing is wrong and those who do it will be punished. Somewhere along the way the lines have blurred and we have forgotten what's right and what's wrong -I had a moped stolen once and you would have thought I was the criminal for the amount of grief I had to go through to get my money back from the insurance company - in the end I gave up & sometimes I think that's what society has done . Everywhere you see signs saying 'do not leave your valuables on show ' you rarely see a sign in public place ( except in shops ) its wrong to steal and if you do you will be punished.

Monday 26 February 2007

Tattoos & body piercing












I love this tattoo . As a piece of art its fantastic . I wouldn't have a tattoo myself . As a rule I don't like to see tattoos on people . The problem with tattoos is that they are permanent and what are people going to do with them when they are older.Now that was one side of the argument , on the other side I think that tattoos in certain places e.g. lower back and other places on women can look very sexy and likewise I can understand women finding them attractive on men as they give that rebellious/warrior look .I don't have any piercings either unlike a certain 19th century Prince! ( wow I sound boring! ) but the idea of a pierced tongue intrigues me , unfortunately I was born 20 years too late to have sampled one !What does worry me is that my daughters want tattoos , being a parent gives you a totally different perspective and suddenly I'm back to my first paragraph again!

Sunday 25 February 2007

Telling Lies with integrity

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WOW ! - think I overdid it a bit on transport - that took ages ! - did you read it? . Anyway over to telling lies ... firstly I love this pic - think its quite amusing and has a point there are times when telling lies are the best thing to do. I made a BIG mistake with an ex-girlfriend - well she wasn't 'ex' at the time but you may sympathise with her once you read this . We were in the swimming pool at the gym . There was another girl nearby who I knew, unfortunately she was physically very attractive and of course I didn't look at her at all and gave all my attention to my girlfriend or so it seemed to me , but women are very clever and can be cunning and can read your mind - she asked me the question ' do I look good in this bikini ' - now the obvious answer whether you think it or not is to say 'yes darling you look fantastic' unfortunately I left my brain at home and said something like 'its ok but i prefer the one on her over there' - yes I know I'm a complete idiot - honesty there was NOT the best policy ! and you can be sure that when it came to the break up - that was thrown back in my face ! - so lie - tell people what they want to hear and make them happy even if it goes against your morals of being honest !

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Liar Liar Pants on fire ! - I like the pic . Interesting link to a children's website - there are tims when children need to know its ok to lie. My children are very honest or at least I think they are - I will give them this link as I think its good some good info on there.

Saturday 24 February 2007

Transport



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London was the first city in the UK to start taxing the poor for owning a car ...ooops started off cynically there!...it will get worse before it gets better ..i'm off on one! - But to be honest £8 ( per working day ) may not sound like alot to some that depends on your earnings and that is the problem with regressive taxation - if you work in the city on £250,000 pa with an annual bonus of £500,000 £8 might be easily affordable but if you are trying to make ends meet and are on min wage £8 out of net income is alot ( thats £1600pa - so you need to earn £2300 to pay it c 25% of your annual income ) - not only that because you may be on low wage you may not even have a bank account so its not that easy to pay it - you can't pay online - you may have a PAYG mobile which makes its difficult to pay by text message so you end up having to pay up to £150 ( plus it gets worse they have the power to clamp , remove your vehicle charge you for storage , disposal etc could run into hundreds ) for accidently not paying & you may not even know you had driven in a charging area because they charge you even more money to call them to find out on a premium rate number ( they call it 'lo-call' I beg to differ! ) .
So what's the alternative ? public transport can be unreliable - admittedly in London compared with the rest of the UK its pretty good with an integrated system . We have one here in WM but personaly I haven't tried it yet so cannot comment. But the problem is its not attractive enough to get people out of their cars.
In Utopia Maybe one of my books I have put alot work into looking into an alternative and propose that ALL 2nd class travel on public trasport throughout the UK will be free on production of a 'compulsory' annual travel card . I say compulsory but it would be voluntary in same the way ( don't worry i'm going through a 'if I ruled the world moment ! - its a book not a manifesto ! ) the unpopular national ID card is i.e. life will become increasingly difficult without one as you need one to make any journey in a car or public transport including taxis - you would need it to pay for fuel , you would need it to travel 'free' on a bus , train etc . This would only cover basic 2nd class travel and companies may charge extra for booking seats in peak periods & pre reservations or traveling 1st class etc . But what it would do is to make people think shall I get in the car and damage (a) my wallet & (b) the planet or shall I travel for 'free' on a ticket I've already paid for . The cost would only be £365pa which compares extremely favourably when you think an annual season ticket to London by train can easily cost iro £10,000pa . The pass would also mean that you would not need to have to pay car tax on each car you own/ drive only an MOT for each car on the road would be required on ALL cars/vans/lorries including those cars visting from other countries ( now ive started its hard to stop ! ) neither would you need to have 3rd party insurance. ( you would however need to consider having fully comp , fire and theft ) As you fill up your car you be paying for 3rd party insurance related to the car you are filling up and your risk profile ( all big brother stuff we know all about you ! ) . The price you pay for your petrol/derv would also be related to the economy of your car i.e a car that does 26mpg would pay the current 95p/litre but a car that does 13mpg ( eg Bentley Anage ) would pay £1.92/litre - which would be a double whammy - but it still allows people to make THEIR own choice - they can travel 'free' on public transport or they can drive a gas gussler and pay c £13,500 pa in fuel ( based on 20,00 miles ) . Alternatively they could buy an economic car like a citroen C1 or 2 which does 68mpg and pay only 37p/litre ( the current goverment would only reward that driver by making them pay £35 annual car tax instead of £190 - no surprise its not made many people change! ) which means their annual fuel bill would only be £490 - obviously the downside is that we could still have lots of congestion if people all decide to drive citroen C2s ! - but at least we'll be tackling the emissions side of things. I also looked at a 'typical' family eg Ford Focus ( 42 mpg ) - which would pay 60p/litre ( instead of current 95p/l) with annual fuel bill of £1290 . This would be a saving of £870 against the current cost which may seem a bit strange and against the grain but the difference would be that ALL revenues from fuel & the annual travel card would generate £53bn and would be directly re-invested in 'free' & sustainable public transport and road improvements . It does rely on people still using their cars to an extent and it is unlikely that the WHOLE population would take advantage of the free public transport but it would help the poorer members of the population who are consistently trapped in poverty and require state assistnce to survive.
If you are still awake and enjoyed reading this watch out for UTOPIA MAYBE where I will go in more detail ( oh no not more ..please don't i hear you say ) not only on transport but on a formula I have developed that would provide for a tax free society ( initially set at 9% flat rate of net worth across the board as opposed to current system which increases the more you earn i.e 22% to 40% - a very poor system since you are already paying more tax by the very nature you are earning more ! - the 9% is designed to reduce to 3% over a period of years and finally zero after 50 years or so ) under this system the state flexible retirement age is set at 16 !! ( yes 16 NOT 68 as is currently proposed - don't worry i will explain but not here - it sounds crazy but you'll be amazed when you see it - cause it works! ) . UK plc is currently worth some £6 trillion and c 50% of that is locked up doing effectively 'nothing' for the country whilst under the current regressive regime someone earning c £10,000pa ( theres a theme running through this - have you noticed !? ) with a company car driving 20,000 private miles pa will pay c 80% in tax ! (hence why we have so many people in the state benefit trap ) - the thing I find extraordinary is that there has been an earnings limit of £8500 pa for years possibly ten ( its never raised ) before which company car tax is 'nul & void ' i.e below that you do not need to pay company car tax - when it was introduced it may have had some relation to the min wage but not any longer since thats now above £5ph so someone on min wage would have their tax allowance wiped out by company tax then pay something like 70p a litre in petrol tax ( out of TAXED income ) while filling up their car ( while the person filling up next to them on £50,000pa pays comparitively less in tax percentage wise ) -I better stop now as im going on & on ! - thanks for reading - I hope you get my point -watch this space

Friday 23 February 2007

White Collar Crime


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Crime isn't something that only poor and desparate people do .
Rich people 'alledgedly' do it too - its normally referred to as white collar crime . Does anyone remember the Guinness Trial ?- um I doubt it - some of you were only one! - but then again this out there on the world wide web - anyone could be reading!

Thursday 22 February 2007

Alcohol



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What would it be like in a world without alcohol? Governments have tried to either stop or restrict the sale and consumption of alcohol. Would we miss it if it went ? How do people survive in countries that apply a dry law today ? Why was coca-cola so popular as a substitute during the US prohbition? Ever wondered why its called coca .....! ?
Whatever the answer to these questions are ( you can find them on the hyperlinks ) we cannot escape the fact that alcohol has a short term gain, long term pain affect on the body. Some studies have shown the benefiits of the odd glass of red wine but unfortunately in the UK the binge culture ( now I am sounding like my age ! - we've all done it ! ) means that some people will unfortunately do untold damage to themselves and may find themselves reliant on drink for the rest of their lives unless they are able to kick their habit.

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I looked at Gisele's blog comments on Alcohol - an interesting term used for a drunk 'When somebody is drunk, he is not himself. ' I think women are starting to catch up with us men now on drunken front! - some good links there with some scary statistics.

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I love the pic on the Evil entry for drinking . Interesting comment about most road deaths being caused by drink driving , interested to know it made me look up the info and now I know the UK has the lowest road death rate in the EU wow won't I be the life & soul at parties now I know all these interesting govt. stats! - seeing Father Jack brought a smile to my face I love that program. I loooked at your drinking games too - with Eurovision on the Sat 12th May we can all play this game !

Thursday 15 February 2007

Field Trip


I suggest a field trip to the 2007 erotica show . I cannot believe how quickly time flies! - I went to this is 2003, I went straight from work as it was just round the corner , I wasnt sure what to expect , I have to say I was really impressed at how 'normal' everyone was ( don't let that put you off there were plenty of people who were (un)dressed for the occaison! ) , lots of couples , celebrities , single people etc ., . Long gone are the days where this kind of thing was seedy , shops like Ann Summers and Harmony and Pulse in Wolverhampton ( so I've heard not been in myself! ) have changed all that ! When only men ran the business it was all back street and Broad Street ! Not anymore.
So go , enjoy yourselves , Its fun for both sexes and anyone that knows what they're doing or wants to know what they're doing!